Good evening. I say good evening because people are usually, as far as I have seen, likely to surf and end up on random weirdness sites at night. If you are a morning person or one of those picky people who begin referring to the time as "morning" at the turning of midnight despite the lack of light...unless you are in the far north...or just prefer to say "good morning" at all times of the clock...well, just deal with my greeting, damn you!
You have stumbled, foolish mortal, into the world as I see it. There is no way of dealing with this if you are not me. Just as there is no true way of seeing the world exactly as any other person sees it. Hopefully, text that is re-readable will make the journey, tortuous as it is, bearable.
Who am I? Who am I today? That may be the better question. Bare facts be told, I am a student at a university, in a state, in the United States. I am a Pagan and a daughter and a few other things. Lately, a band of wandering children have declared me their official storyteller. I am adapting well to this new role, as I am also a consummate actress.
I am spending my summer, it is currently the summer of 2001, roaming wild with this little tribe of ankle biters, and I lie to you not, they really do bite ankles.
We roam through forests haunted by the Evil Blue Witch and her vicious pack of fire-breathing poodles. Piggy-monkeys, those scourges of goat pens everywhere, call their eerie calls from the tops of the "trees" and Killer Zombie Lawn Flamingoes of Doom wander the endless, empty dirt roads of the Southside. Egypt is just across the road, but to gain Egypt, you must cross the field where the Beefalo feed on human remains. Our tasks are daunting, our spells all rhyme, and we occaisionally take breaks to polka till we drop. I admit, I am using a cheesy web-builder. Please don't think any less of me. I haven't gotten to the portion of my list where I learn to do Java-script and HTML naked, blind-folded, and underwater. No, videos of that process will NOT be made or sold. There are better ways of putting one's self through college.
I invite you to explore my site as thoroughly as you may care to. It is text heavy, but I hope it is at the very least, entertaining.
I am especially proud of my story page at present. The plot has been sitting around in my head for quite awhile and keeps getting inspired by various personages in my life, one of them being my charge for the summer, who wanted something creepy and magical and lots of the color blue...
Eventually, I hope to add Pagan resources to my links page and even put my two cents in about my own beliefs. Artwork is also being slowly, but surely, added. Enjoy your stay. |
